Bible Humor. Seriously. I've had a rough
couple of days, what with my friend-- who is the sister of one of my beta
readers (who also happens to be a friend), the sister of my other friend, and
the fiancé of my very good friend Eli-- being in a coma after getting into a
car accident with a 16 wheeler. She is now on a Trach and g-button, but making
some improvements, which is a blessing after a week of being non responsive.
However, I didn't mean to get off onto that,
it's just been on my mind a lot lately, as I struggle with not being able to go
stay at the hospital with the family and help out.
Anyhow, back to the post. Laughter really is
the best medicine, and Bible humor can be especially funny. Well, my beloved
art teacher, or my benefactress, as I like to call her, sent me some Bible
humor that really brightened my day. So, after laughing over these, I decided
this blog is far too serious, at times, and needed a little lighthearted post.
So, here you are, compliments of Doctor Kaitlyn.
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Q. Who
was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who
was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's
daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What
kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah
drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout
the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who
was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson.
He brought the house down.
Q. What
excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Why
didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.)
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.)
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*laughs again after
typing all of those * Okay, tell me you guys at least found some of those
funny. I think my favorite is between Noah and Pharaoh’s daughter.
Which one made you
laugh the most?
The first one really. Oh, I like this post. ;) And my brother told me about your friend so it's great to hear that.
ReplyDeleteIf she's doing better that is. (you can post this or not I was just clarifying what I meant)
ReplyDeleteShe is doing a little better, Thanks, Apeslugger. She's got a whole lot of prayers surrounding her, so I know she is in good hands.
Delete*chuckles* Thanks for this, Kaitlyn. :D I think I like the motor vehicles one best. :D One Honda Accord... *laughs* :D
ReplyDeleteNo problem, my dear Aussie! :D
DeleteYes, the Honda Accord was funny. :D
Fyi, its always odd when your sitting in you brake room at work laughing by your self! Its a good thing everyone's use to me laughing at nothing. Lol!! Thanks kid, that made a wonderful start to my day!
ReplyDeleteAs for my most like, I'm with you!!
*grins * Well, I told you it was up last night, so you did it to yourself. ;)
DeleteI'm glad it was a wonderful start to the day. It might just make up for your crummy evening of Taco Bell with me. ;)
I agree with your thoughts because laughter is really best medicine for us and our health. Laughter also gives relaxation and cool mind.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing your good thoughts or views.
You are most welcome.
DeleteIt is amazing to me how our attitudes affect our health. Studies show that laughter really is good for the body, and bitterness, hate, and the like cause our body to respond very negatively, often making us sick. O.O
* grins * I like the first one, but they all made me giggle. :D * beams up as big sister * Thank yous for sharing!! :D
ReplyDelete--Lizzie
Ah, my Lizzie Love! I am so glad they made you giggle! I love your giggles. :D
Delete*Laughs* This one was my favorite, "What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?" :D
ReplyDeleteI've been praying for Noelle. :)
~ZA
*laughs with you * My mom got a chuckle out of that one, too. :D
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